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Transmigration: From Dragon Princess To Pampered Granddaughter
by Bookworm under the Moonlight
The most cherished Little Princess of the Dragon Clan has fallen on hard times, living in an era of scarce provisions. Thankfully, she had a grandmother who doted on her as much as life itself.She drank brown sugar water every day and ate chicken eggs for every meal, making her plump and fair-skinned; she also donned new clothes for every season. All the young women and newlywed brides from miles around were envious of her naturally good fortune.However, the Little Princess had her woes: she was…
I Don't Want to Get Hurt, So I'll Max Out My Defense
by Fish and Meat
Soaking in lava, sleeping in an Ancient Killing Formation;Traversing alternative worlds in a heavy armored vehicle;Riding a Gundam Sentinel and slaying immortals with Godzilla...I got myself a stat system, and from then on, I only beefed up my defense!I just can't help it, I'm afraid of pain! The Daluo Golden Immortals of other worlds are all really fierce, and all of them know super ultimate move with infinite power. They have little meetings every day to discuss how to break through my defense…
Global Descent: 100×Reward
by The Sky Wishes to Clear Up
The entire globe has transmigrated overnight!In countries filled with billions of zombies, killing zombies, chopping down trees, mining, building, and blowing up haunted houses are means to obtain survival resources.Lin Ye has awakened a 100×Reward talent, and he received a hundredfold of any reward received.Newbie Gift Pack: an ax, two loaves of bread, three bottles of water100×Reward (selectable)1) 100 axes, 200 loaves of bread, 300 bottles of water2) a Desert Eagle, 2 pounds of beef, 3 liters…
I Can Recognize Everything, But the Information is Wrong
by Fireflies are also insects
[Beef buns: Can effectively replenish physical strength, enhance fitness, and are safe to eat.] Hungry Tain Lin looked at the cow dung in front of him and couldn't help but fall into contemplation. Is this cow dung or a beef bun? To eat, or not to eat? This is a question.
Fated to the Alpha's Sons: An Omegas Rise to Fame
by Empress_Qwin
She was floating.. no, hanging! On what?! She struggled to get back on her feet but was pulled into something so.. hard and warm. And It smelt so damn good...She tried looking back to see what was holding her but the 'thing' wasn't having it.She looked down to see a very large pair of strong and hairy arms, wrapped around her torso, sending jolts of unexpected pleasure to her nether region."Let me go, you dumb brute!!" She screamed, squirming in his arms, trying to slip out of his unyielding gri…
Reborn Before the Frozen Apocalypse, I Stock Resources Worth Billions
by Frozen Emperor
The world suddenly entered an ice age, and as the apocalypse arrived, over ninety-nine percent of humanity couldn't withstand the extreme weather and died.In his previous life, Ye Xingchen didn't have much food to eat, but in order for his beloved campus belle to have something to eat, he didn't hesitate to open the door during the apocalypse. In the end, however, all his survival resources were snatched by several strong men the campus belle brought, causing him to die tragically in the cold.Re…
BEEF
by Mercy_Samuel_5714
They say the spirit of the boy in the village still roams, looking for someone to take his place, to carry on his unfinished love. I don’t know if that’s true, but I do know that the whispering never really stopped. Every night, I hear it. Sometimes I think I’m imagining it, but deep down, I’m not so sure.
You are all bad women! Don't come over!
by Li Bai is not too white
Just when I got to know her, the hairy girl only wants to beat me up!Prim childhood sweetheart treads on me underfoot!Childhood friend turned sister suddenly demands I repay the kindness of upbringing?...Are all these twists of human nature, or the moral decay?Surrounded by young girls wielding knives, Shen Mo Dust trembles: 'Author, why do I only meet bad women?''What exactly are you not satisfied with, let's switch roles!'Jealous at having crafted the protagonist's peak of life with his own ha…
Hairy, Horny, and Over Here
by JL Merrow
Local news photographer Ethan is pretty sure there’s no such thing as a jackalope. Every bunny he's ever seen has been a cute little furry creature, not a dangerous, horned beastie. But somehow he lets big, tough American hunter Logan drag him into Parkhurst Forest on the Isle of Wight on what Ethan’s convinced is a wild goose chase.<br><br>Logan’s on a mission to wipe out the jackalope colony he’s convinced has been brought to the island by a madman. He’s got a healthy respect for the vicious c…
Hairy Plumber and the Philosophical Rock
by ShrekTheOgrelord
The young Hairy Plumber lives a comfortable life at 420 Private Drive, spending his time complaining and making life terrible for his aunt and uncle, who took him in without wanting to. Little does he know that he is a wizard, which means his genetics allow him to be capable of performing spells and party tricks and other cool things. On his eleventh birthday, this is revealed to him, along with the knowledge that his long-dead parents were murdered by the evil Lord Vatofmelt, who kills people…
The Mafia's Weakness
by DaoistzJuDlz
BlurbEveryone believes Giovanni Martino the Italian mafia boss is a misogynist, women were the last thing on his mind. His enemies were desperate to know his weakness, but he does not have one. Giovanni doesn't allow men close to him. All he does was strictly business and deals. What happens when he finds a woman in his room in the middle of the night, a naked woman in his shower. ******I moved away from the shower, I was expecting him to say something, but he only stared. I tried to move past …
Working As A Chef In The Fantasy World
by Another World Gourmet
Li Yang was transmigrated to a fantasy world but he had become a chef with no cultivation talent.Fortunately, he had awakened the Strongest Chef System.He would be rewarded as long as the food he had made was eaten.Foundation +99.Vitality +99.Perception +99.He could also unlock new recipes to create dishes that could give special buffs.[Egg Fried Rice]: Perfectly separated grains and fluffy eggs. Increases strength.[Ginseng Beef Soup]: Warm and sweet. Increases vitality.[General Tso’s Chicken]: …
This Is A True Friend, He Will Stand Up When Things Go Bad
by A Forceful Kiss
Lin Tian transmigrated to the fantasy world and became a member of the Lin Clan. He was also bound to the Good Helper System.The top clan in the Nine States came to call off their marriage engagement with the Eldest Brother of the Lin Clan. Lin Tian slammed the table as he shouted, “I will speak on behalf of my big brother. He will cut ties with his fiancee today. If you have a beef with us, direct it to me.”[Ding! You are brave and are not afraid of authority. You are awarded one free 10-pull.]…
Cloaked in an Enigma
by _Queen_A
{WARNING: MATURE CONTENTS R-18} "You hurt my heart, and yet I'm falling for you again... I think I'm a masochist."... Reuel Caddel is a man who's had his heart broken over and over again until he finally gives up on love.With no love in his heart, he moves from one woman to another, never dating anyone for more than three months, and he plans on doing the same thing with her... Erina Barret.The sweet young lady, who had caught his fancy the minute she spilled blue-berry juice all over him. Being…
Surviving Underground: Super Prompting System
by A Little Demon Fish
Upon waking up, six billion people were scattered and transported to the enclosed depths of the underground. Every single being was in a cellar of only a few square meters, with only a shovel beside them. They were fully surrounded by dirt, rocks, and terrifying monsters that would tunnel out from time to time. In order to survive, people began to dig around in seek of a chance to survive. Some dug up food and water, some dug up quilts that could keep out the cold, some dug up a terrifying Ogre …
The Three Bears
by Alex Morgan
What is a young man to do when he accidentally stumbles upon the secret hideaway of three refugees from the law, who will do anything to keep their whereabouts unknown?<br><br>Young, rich, spoiled, and naive George Lattimer sets out to hitchhike Route 66 across the country in the summer of 1964. After a bad experience getting a ride, he finds himself lost in the Ozark wilderness and stumbles upon the lair of three large, hairy outdoorsmen, hiding from the U.S. Marshals. They are determined to ke…